Hello, boys and girls.
The topic for today’s lesson is:
“Don’t go on the internet while you’re filling the kitchen sink”.
Because if you do, instead of spending a leisurely Saturday afternoon at Resto Bar de la Baie eating this:
whilst looking at this:
you’ll end up using this:
to sweep out the 2 inches of floodwater that (a couple of hours down the track) leaves your house vaguely water-free, but rather dishevelled, like this:
and requires a visit from your cabinetmaker the following week to quote on replacing ALL your drawers because they’re warped and won’t close/open like this:
and based on past experience, the arrival of the new drawers will probably take ages, so for the foreseeable future, your house will continue to look like this:
and if you accidentally drop a drawer on your toe while cleaning up, you’ll end up hobbling around, and over a week later, said toe will still look like this:
Well, that’s your lot for today, boys and girls.
In the meantime, don’t forget:
The internet is addictive and EVIL!
And remember to turn off that tap!
Resto Bar de La Baie
Ph: 5798 2765 or 5702 8355