Faux Tropical Leaves

I saw these banana leaves online…

 …and immediately wanted some – what could be more tropical?

I struggled to find an online tutorial – and then one happy day, there it was in my YouTube feed!

Thank you DIY angels!

Finding the beach mats was another matter, but hey, that’s shopping in Mauritius – I usually find things by accident while I’m shopping for something else entirely.

Anyway, without further ado, let’s get stuck into it…


Banana Leaves

  • Straw beach mats
  • PVA or other white glue
  • Bamboo
  • Hot glue, E6000, or other strong glue to attach the mats to the bamboo

Jute Leaves

  • Wire – I don’t know the gauge, but it needs to be thick enough to hold its shape – about 2-3mm
  • Masking tape
  • Jute string
  • Hot glue gun
  • Bamboo

Pampas Grass

  • Cotton string
  • Hot glue gun
  • Large wooden skewers, or bamboo
  • Cheap hairspray, optional

Mauritian Suppliers

  • I bought the beach mats at Faizal Textiles – a fabric store in Triolet – it’s on Google Maps. The mats are not stored in the main shop, so you have to ask for them – they are called “nats” in Kreol – asking if they have mats will get you a shake of the head or a blank look
  • White glue is sold in all hardware stores – Fevicol is a good brand
  • Bamboo from Wing Tai Chong, or Chong and Sons
  • Jute and cotton string from the hardware section of supermarkets, and some hardware stores
  • Wire from hardware stores
  • E6000 is from Gazella in Port Louis

If you know where else any of these supplies are sold, particularly the beach mats, please comment below to help out your fellow Mauritian DIYers.

Reference Videos

The first two videos are by En Casa Con Patty, and as you might guess, are in Spanish, but they’re easy to follow visually.

Banana Leaves – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG1H1hurhrc&t

Jute Leaves – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnKfZ9wieo4

String Pampas Grass by Justin Wray: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjDpokvdH94&t=10s

Tying a Square Knot by Crafty Patty – the relevant part starts at 3 minutes 20 seconds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIZgb3ZXUyM

My Tips

Banana Leaves

I don’t have very good quality hot glue sticks, and the weight of the mats caused them to separate from the bamboo, so I had to use E6000 to secure them.

I’m sure there are other adhesives which would also do the job, but I don’t know which ones they’d be. If you know, please comment below.

I didn’t like the khaki green colour of the beach mats, so I painted them with Burnt Sienna artists’ acrylic, which I diluted in water to form a translucent glaze.

Jute Leaves

She made it look much easier than I found it. Mucho confusion!

Once I was done, I didn’t like the look of the jute twine, so I made the others with raffia.

Otherwise, I did as Patty did. Gracias amiga!

Pampas Grass

Justin makes small ones in his video.

I wanted a very tall one, with a bamboo stalk.

It was an epic fail – I used some jute string I had on hand, and after all the effort of tying it to the bamboo, when I tried to comb it out, it literally disintegrated into little clumps of fluff – only try this if you’ve got good quality cotton string and a lot of patience.

Or if your neighbours don’t mind an explosion of unsavoury language!

I rarely have DIY fails as I’m too bloody-minded, and refuse to give up, so I’ll keep at it until I SUCCEED!!!!!

Or at least have something I like.

 But there was definitely no coming back from this one! Straight into the bin.

I made a raffia version instead.

It looks nothing like pampas grass, but as it took ages to make, it’s staying!

(I’ll continue to work on it, so it may just make a reappearance in a future post)

I used a square knot – see the above video – to attach the raffia to the bamboo, but had to glue each “knot” to the bamboo to stop it from sliding loose.

I also made pompoms out of cotton twine, and glued them to the top of some stalks I had left over when I took apart a Mauritian-style grass broom to use as a dried grass arrangement:

These are really cute, and are pretty realistic.

Well, maybe from a distance!

Anyway, I digress – my successful leaves have now found a home in the corner of my bedroom:

Where they’ll inevitably gather dust, give me terrible allergies, and stop me from ever sleeping again, but I don’t care – they’re gorgeous, add height, and I love them!


PS When checking the spelling of a sneeze sound, I discovered that (other than I spell it wrong) deaf people sneeze silently.

This must mean that we’ve each chosen our own sneeze sound! How weird!

Then I read that only English-speaking sneezers say “achoo” (correct spelling, but I like mine better).

The French sneeze “atchoum”, Germans, “hatschi”, Japanese, “hakashun” and Filipinos, “ha-ching”.

This is all either very interesting, or week 5 of being all alone in lockdown is having a worrying effect on my mind.

Faux Ceramics

A couple of years ago, I decided to redecorate, and as I already had a tropical garden…

…I thought, why not live in a tropical house?

Not having a clue what that looked like, I enlisted the help of my BFF, Google, and was delighted to discover that the grey-painted walls, and minimalism of the past few years was finally on its way out, and boho chic and coastal living was well and truly in.

With its natural materials such as wood, rattan, and raffia, woven wall-hangings, macramé, baskets, cushions galore, and indoor plants, it felt like a flashback to the seventies.

But in a good way – without the brown and orange wallpaper, or men sporting bell bottoms, skin-tight body shirts, and porn-star moustaches. And smelling of Brut.

And best of all, maximalism was back!

I love stuff!

The downside, however, was that I live in Mauritius, and getting my hands on a lot of the gorgeous stuff I saw online, was nigh on impossible.

More so than in a larger country, we are dependent on the (sometimes dubious) tastes of the buyers and importers, and even when their tastes coincide with mine, the price is prohibitive.

I think that two main factors contribute to this – the first being high shipping costs.

The other being that many of the shops I would buy from, lease premises in very expensive locations, and my purpose in life is not to help their landlords get richer – I just want a reasonably-priced vase!

And I really don’t need a sea-view when I go shopping, I’d rather get a slightly cheaper product.

So, what’s a girl to do?

I love secondhand shops, but they’re rare here, and again, stupidly expensive.

I’ve had to do most of my shopping on trips back to Australia, some to use as is, and others to upcycle.

And the rest I’m making with the help of my other friend, YouTube.

So here we go…

Faux Ceramics

I’m starting with this technique, as I use it on a lot of the projects I’ll be showing you down the track.

It’s as easy as pie (what does that even mean?), and has been all over the internet for the last couple of years.

It involves mixing any acrylic paint with either talc, baking powder, or bicarbonate of soda, and brushing it on.

Talc thickens the paint, and makes it matte.

The other two do the same thing, but also create a lot of texture, and hide small imperfections.

All three mixtures will stick to pretty much anything without the need for sanding or a primer – I’ve painted glass, metal, textiles, wood, plastic, and high-gloss glazed ceramics.

I guess it’s basically a home-made chalk paint.


  • Water-based paint – house paint, artists’ acrylics, or craft acrylics – do not use oil-based paint
  • Talcum powder (cheap as you like)
  • Baking powder or bicarbonate of soda (baking soda)
  • Cheap paintbrushes (as they will get ruined)
  • Disposable container for mixing the paint.

Reference Videos

There are dozens of other videos on YouTube – search for “faux ceramics”.

My Tips

  • Look for ornaments with interesting shapes
  • Work fairly fast, as the paint dries quickly, especially in hot weather
  • Paint in one direction – I use horizontal strokes – it you want a clean, “this came off a pottery wheel” look
  • Paint it on any which way for a more “rustic” look – you can also try stippling, ie using a stabbing motion
  • The first coat might look a bit thin, but LEAVE IT ALONE! If you keep working it, trying to add more paint, you’ll disturb what you’ve already applied, and may even start removing paint
  • The second coat will grip onto the first thin coat and give much more coverage
  • If you have lumpy bits you don’t like, wait till it’s fully dry, and gently sand them off (or if they’re on you, forget the sandpaper, and try some gentle exercise instead)
  • Allow the item to fully cure for 24 hours before using it

Some examples

It’s also good for adding texture to your artwork:

So look around your house for anything that’s in need of a little love, and have a go.

Just beware, this is highly addictive!

I started with just one pot…

…and before I knew it…

Feel free to comment or ask questions below – it lets me know that someone is out there…

Covid in Mauritius

When the first cases of Covid hit Mauritius in March 2020, the government acted swiftly, and declared a total lockdown.

And I mean total!

For two long weeks, no-one was allowed to leave their house (except for frontline workers) other than to go to the pharmacy, seek medical attention, care for sick or elderly relatives, or buy cooking gas.

Two long weeks of hearing sirens in the distance, and helicopters flying overhead, and not having a clue what was happening out there. A little scary, to say the least!

But even worse for the many Mauritians living in poverty, who don’t have a fully stocked pantry or a freezer full of food to fall back on, but instead, shop daily, after receiving that day’s wage.

In comparison, the rest of us had no right to complain, but did anyway, with some of the things I saw on Facebook making me livid: “Oh woe is me – I have to garden and clean the house as my gardener/maid isn’t allowed to work”. Really? Try watching your children starve!

Anyway, after two weeks, the supermarkets were allowed to reopen, and following very strict social-distancing and health guidelines (temperature taken before entering the supermarket, mandatory mask-wearing, and the liberal use of sanitisers), we were allowed to shop twice a week on specific days.

The days were allocated based on our surname, and police made roadside stops checking ID, and were posted at supermarket entrances, doing the same thing.

Anyone out on the wrong day was given an on-the-spot fine.

The queues were long, and the experience stressful.

But it was the right thing to do, as by late April, there were ZERO cases of Covid in the community.

The lockdown continued till mid-June, when everything reopened, with the wearing of masks remaining mandatory.

Then the borders reopened.

All incoming passengers had to quarantine for two weeks in (sometimes hugely expensive) hotels.

All well and good – we remained Covid-free, and lived our lives with minimal restriction.

And then after almost 11 months of ZERO community-transferred cases of Covid in Mauritius, and 9 months of normal life, cases started popping up in the Central Plateau region of the island.

How did this happen?

Who knows – the government say the virus came over on imported food packaging (!), while others blame “VIPs” who flew in from India, and whose mandatory quarantine requirements were waived by said government, allowing them to infect our population, and send us back into lockdown.

Which is where we’ve been since March 10, and will remain for the foreseeable future.

I get to go shopping on Tuesdays and Fridays, and spend the rest of the time alone at home, though this year, I have occasional company in the form of a stray kitten (fast becoming a cat) who adopted me last year.

But the main difference between the two lockdowns, is that last year, I poured my creative energies into cooking new and wonderful things (and gained 5kgs!), and this time, I’m busy getting my house ready for sale, as I hope to return to Australia by the end of the year.

This involves the usual painting of walls etc (boring), gardening (better), and making stuff to stage the place once lockdown is over (love, love, love!).

And that’s what I’ll be sharing with you for the remainder of lockdown (if I can remember how to use this site – it’s been a while!).

So if you’re a little creative, stay tuned, and, as is now the new normal, stay safe!

What’s to Come in 2019

Today was D-Day (or should that have been B-Day for Back-to-my-Blog-Day?).

I was going to post a quick 2-years’ worth of garden updates, but I’ve woken up to overcast skies, so photos will have to wait for a sunny day.

Starting soon, I’ll be doing a Plant of the Week (though maybe not every week!), showcasing both my indoor plants, and those in the garden, giving tips on growing and propagation, and where to get them.

Here’s a teaser of my favourite indoor plant ever – the amazing Electric fern:


Depending on the light, it reflects a blue sheen – delicate and gorgeous! Stay tuned for where I bought it.

Moving right along…

As I planted a low maintenance garden all those years ago, there really isn’t much I need to do on a regular basis, other than occasional watering and some light pruning.

And replacing plants the gardener has killed.

(I say gardener, but he’s more of a garden maid – he likes to sweep (the driveway, the street, my poor paths) and pick up every single fallen leaf in the beds.)

It makes it hard to write a gardening blog when there’s nothing much happening out there!

So, as I’m about to start redecorating my house, I’ve decided to bore you with that instead.

I’ve scoured YouTube and DIY blogs and have found some lovely things to make to decorate my new spaces, as well as some great tutorials to help me with technique.

I’ll be posting my take on these things, together with links to the original tutorials, and where to buy supplies here in Mauritius.

Here’s another little teaser –  one of the many projects I’m still working on…



Don’t say a word! It’s going to be lovely when I’ve finished!

Start collecting your guava branches!

Anyway, that’s it for today – see you again when the sun shines!


PS It’s good to be back!

PPS I use so many exclamation marks!!!

Garden Update #7- June 2014

I’ve finally made my way back into the garden – permanently this time.

I lost interest in it after Alf died – it made me too sad.

I watered it occasionally, and cut the grass infrequently, but that was about it.

Alf was very proud of what I’d achieved, and was always showing it off to our visitors, or watching what I was doing from our balcony. I miss him, and gardening reminded me too much of him.

Anyway, I’ve decided that it’s about time that I get off the couch, get stuck into it, and continue to make Alf proud.

Plus I can hear him say “Don’t you dare let that garden die – do you know how much we’ve spent on it!!!”

Luckily I planted a low-maintenance garden, otherwise I’d be in big trouble after ignoring it for six months! Good news is, nothing died, and everything kept right on growing. In some cases, a bit too much!

Square Foot Garden Bed

I dug up the bed as the soil had compacted and was rock hard.

I then added a mix of composted horse/chicken manure, perlite and coco peat, and dug that into each square.

The only things still there from last year were a straggly thyme plant, spring onions, half-dead oregano, and strawberries.

The original strawberry plants had died, but I transplanted about 20 new small plants that had grown from runners.

I’ve planted parsley, chilli, mint, thyme and sage seedlings, and I’ve sown the following seeds:

Capsicum (peppers)
Beef steak tomatoes
Roma tomatoes
Sugar snap and snow peas
Bush beans
Silverbeet (Swiss chard)
English spinach
Lettuces (including Cos for Caesar salads!)

Again, I’ve only planted things that are expensive or not available here.

I have six empty squares which I’ll use to plant more salad vegetables in a few weeks’ time, so that I get a staggered supply rather than have everything maturing at once.

And I’ve moved my cement statue into the middle of the bed – she adds height, colour and interest to the empty bed.

SFG BedAerial ViewUsing Compost as Mulch

One of the reasons the SFG bed was so dry (ignoring my bad watering practices for the moment!), was because last year I mulched it with the horse/chicken compost we bought.

The compost was either hydrophobic and repelled water, or it absorbed the water, and just held on to it.

I’m not sure which, but either way, it prevented water from reaching the soil.

I’m glad I’ve discovered that now, as I plan on mulching the entire garden with it at some stage.

As an experiment, I’ve soaked it in water, along with perlite and coco peat, and mulched the planter on the garage roof with it. This planter is in full sun for most of the day and dries out quickly, so I’ll soon be able to tell whether it’s effective or not.

Raw ingredients

Dry mix


Soaked in water


After almost 2 years, I have fruit! Only a couple, but it’s a start:

Lack of fruit on the vine can be due to insufficient water, so I’ve given it a good soaking, and used the mulch mix around the base of the vine to stop evaporation.


What a beauty!

It’s been so long since I bought it, I can’t remember whether it was a yellow or purple variety – hope it’s purple – yellow clashes with the wall colour!

My Plus-Size Diva

My first statute (which has been nicknamed “Shirley Bassey” by some friends) is all painted and varnished, and she’s now ready for the garden:

Shirley FrontShirley BackClose-upand so far, I’m very happy with my makeover of that broken statue I found a couple of years ago – she really has become a diva!

Concrete DivaDiva FrontConcrete DivaDiva Side2Diva Side1Concrete DivaDiva BackI need to sand her, and depending on the result, I might also need to apply a thin coat of render to get a good finish before I can paint her into a swimsuit.

This course has been great fun, and I’m sad that it’s over.

However, Dev said that he’ll hold another course later in the year when he has some free time, so between now and then, I’m going to buy some cheap clay, and try to work out how I’m going to make those concrete heads.

I’ll need a lot of practice forming facial features – it’s one thing drawing a face, but another thing entirely doing in in 3-D!

Concreting the Statue

Sorry for the long break between posts – I haven’t been in the right frame of mind to write.

The class has been great fun, and over three lessons, I finished the statue.

I had to make some changes – she ended up wearing a long dress instead of a bikini, as the chicken wire armature was too big to allow me to shape her as I wanted – she would have had HUGE legs which would have detracted from the parts of her that were actually supposed to be huge!

And she won’t be holding a planter as her arms aren’t strong enough to hold a pot filled with soil.

Other than that, I’m happy with my first attempt…

Lesson 2

Using a wet and rough mix of concrete, small gravel, and sand (and wearing rubber gloves) we squeezed the mix into the metal armature:

Statue baseStatue bodyfinished1finished2

finished3I wasn’t too sure about her at this stage – she looked more like ET than a woman!

Lesson 3

This time, we wet the statue with water, brushed it with concrete glue, and started to build it up with a mix of concrete and sand (no gravel).

I soon learned that you had to do it in stages – I tried to add big boobs and a big bottom – but the concrete was too heavy, and kept sliding and falling off.

Patience, Veronique, patience.

FrontSideBackLesson 3

More water, concrete glue and concrete, this time adding bulk, shape and detail:

FrontSideBackI realised at this stage that I’d given her feet instead of hands – she has heels on her hands! Haha!

Lesson 4

To finish her off, I used medium-grade sandpaper to smooth off any rough bits, and then brushed her with cement glue to fill in small holes, and to even-out the surface:

FrontSideBackShe’s now back at home, and I’m currently painting her…once that’s done, I’ll give her a few coats of varnish, and she’ll be ready for the garden.

Dev’s Cement Garden

I mentioned that I was taking a cement sculpture course – well, we started last week, and it was so much fun, that I’m already thinking about what my next cement project will be!

The instructor, Dev, owns an art gallery in Point aux Piments (at the start of the road that leads to the Maritim Hotel).

Gallery entrance

Gallery entrance

Main gallery

Main gallery

Plaster casts

Plaster casts

Dev taught art at a tertiary level for many years before deciding to become a full-time sculptor, and over time has created a garden full of, sometimes whimsical, sometimes historical, sculptures.

He asked us to bring clay sculptures of our projects to the first class, so I made my first one ever, based on a statue we bought in Bangkok:

side…and on my painting:

big bumsback viewShe’ll be holding a pot filled with succulents:

with potThat’s the plan, anyway!

Dev had tables set up under the banyan tree:

Under the banyanwhere he taught us how to make the armature, which is the internal metal reinforcement for the statue – from calculating proportions, to cutting the metal and shaping it.

It was also where some of my classmates decided to play Tarzan:

Me Tarzan

…or should that be Jane?

Because my sculpture required the simplest armature, he used it as an example, and made the whole thing (another reason I need to make another statue – I want to have a go!):


Note the welding mask sitting ignored on the ground!

WeldingOnce the basic shape had been welded together, he twisted on wire to give shape and bulk to the hands and head:

Wire headAnd finally, he covered the main body and base with chicken wire:

Chicken wire

In addition to providing strength, the wire will give the cement something to grab on to.

Finally, I actually got to do some work – painting the armature with metal primer to prevent rust :


Smile, why don’t you – it’s fun!!!

Drying in the sun

Drying in the sun

Looks quite good as it is – I’m a little nervous about the cement stage – the clay was easy to work with – I hope the cement is too.

We’ll see come Thursday!

Garden Update #6 – Feb 2014

As I mentioned, I haven’t done any gardening to speak of since November – so once again, I’ve found myself with a very overgrown and weed-infested garden.

And because I also haven’t written anything for this blog since then, I only remembered to take “before” photos once I was halfway through the clean-up. How quickly we forget!

Grass, Rhoeo Edging, and Heliconias

The grass has spread from the beds into the paths, and some paths have all but disappeared as the rhoeo edging has flourished with all the rain we’ve had:

Grass-covered path

Weeded rhoeo to the right, and grass-covered rhoeo to the left

Narrow path

When you turn the corner at the end, there is actually no visible path

Unweeded bed

Overgrown bed

Once I finish weeding, I’ll be reshaping the paths by pulling out a lot of the rhoeo. I’ll use some of them to replant areas where the rhoeo has died, or been eaten by snails:

All chewed up

All chewed up

The heliconias are also migrating into the path – I’ll dig those out when I tackle the rhoeo.

HeliconiasMealy Bugs, Pawpaw, and Frangipani

One thing I did do, was to continue weekly spraying for mealy bugs with Amidor, and other than the frangipani and pawpaw which were both way too tall to spray, all plants are now free of it.

Last week, I decided to cut the pawpaw tree down to about 5 feet to make it more manageable.

Mealy bugs

Mealy bugs

Chopped pawpaw

Pawpaw trunk

There are already signs of new growth around the trunk.

I tried “drenching” the frangipani with Amidor, which involves pouring the diluted Amidol on the ground around the tree. It gets absorbed by the roots, gets into the tree’s sap, and kills the mealy bugs when they suck on the leaves.

It didn’t work, as the frangipani is underplanted with bromeliads, and not enough of the Amidor penetrated the soil.

Square Foot Garden

The final thing that fell prey to the mealy bugs were my vegetables – nearly everything got infested with it, and as I didn’t want to spray edible plants with poison, I pulled it all out.

At the moment, I’ve only got oregano, mint, thyme, spring onions, and strawberries left, and have been using the bed to propagate cuttings instead.

After I poison the grass and weeds that are growing in it, I’ll get out my seeds, and start from scratch.

So sad!

So sad!

Dracaena Marginata

I also cut the these down to about 4ft – they had grown too tall and were hidden in the frangipani tree. Also, they were covered in sooty mould, as is everything else under the frangipani. To quote The University of California website:

Sooty molds don’t infect plants but grow on surfaces where honeydew deposits accumulate. Honeydew is a sweet, sticky liquid that plant-sucking insects excrete as they ingest large quantities of sap from a plant. Because the insect can’t completely utilize all the nutrients in this large volume of fluid, it assimilates what it needs and excretes the rest as “honeydew.” Wherever honeydew lands—e.g., leaves, twigs, fruit, yard furniture, concrete, sidewalks, or statuary—sooty molds can become established.

Bloody mealy bugs!

I’ve got the tops of the dracaenas soaking in a bucket of water in the hope that they’ll root, and I can replant them in the driveway bed. I’ll also have to wipe the leaves individually with warm, soapy water to remove the sooty mould.

Again, bloody mealy bugs!

Dracaena trunk

Pruned dracaena – it should sprout a lot of new growth soon


Dracaena “cuttings”

Sooty mould

Sooty mould

I’ve transplanted a third dracaena from a pot to the driveway bed – I took three 4-inch cuttings from a friend’s plant a couple of years ago, rooted them in water, planted two in the ground and the third in a pot.

The ones in the ground were over 8 feet tall before I chopped them back, and the one in the pot might be 2 feet tall if it’s lucky. Huge difference!


I’ll be moving this to a new spot, as it’s growing over the path:

GardeniaI don’t know whether it will survive the transplant, but if it doesn’t, I’ve got a lot of cuttings on the go.

And having it closer to the house means that the perfume might drift up to the patio. Lovely!

Mulberry Tree

I had a lot of mulberries – but as I had to spray the tree with Amidor, I didn’t get to eat a single one!

After a recent visit to the Bagatelle Shopping Centre, and seeing these planted all through the carpark:


Close-up of the flowers

I’ve decided to replace the mulberry with a tibouchina tree.

They’re gorgeous!

Vaneron Garden Centre in Trianon sell them, but at rs4500 for a 1.5m tree, I think I’ll shop around for a better price! So if you’ve seen them elsewhere, please let me know.

Anyway, that’s it for now – just a bit more weeding to do, and then I can move on to more interesting things.

I couldn’t work out how to start writing this blog again after Alf died, so almost didn’t.

Now, I’m glad I did – it’s brought a sense of normality back into my life, albeit in a small way.

I’m Back!

I won’t bore you too much with how I’ve been for the last few months – suffice to say that it’s been the hardest time of my life.

I’ve had a lot of very dark days, and imagine there’ll be a lot more ahead.

I think of Alf from the moment I wake up, right up to when I fall asleep, and miss him during every one of those moments.

I miss the things we used to do, and cry over those things we will never do.

On the positive side, I’ve made new friends, seen a lot more of old friends than I used to do, and started on a lot of projects that I was too lazy/busy to tackle before.

I’ve also started an art class, and will shortly be starting a concrete sculpture course – hopefully, my Plus-Size Diva will finally get her day in the sun, and I might even manage to make some head planters.

I decided it was better to keep busy doing things I enjoy, than to allow myself to drown in my pain – though it’s very tempting to go down that path sometimes.

Anyway, thanks for your support, and patience – I just need to finish getting the garden into shape after having ignored it for the last four months, and My Mauritian Garden will be up and running again!

Till next week.